It was titled "Observations" and read:

When a Girl is quiet ... millions of things are running in her mind.
When a Girl is not arguing ... she is thinking deeply.
When a Girl looks at you with eyes full of questions ... she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a Girl answers ' I'm fine ' after a few seconds ... she is not at all fine.
When a Girl stares at you ... she is wondering why you are lying.
When a Girl lays her head on your chest ... she is wishing for you to be hers forever.
When a Girl wants to see you everyday... she wants to be pampered.
When a Girl says ' I love you ' ... she means it.
When a Girl says ' I miss you ' ... no one in this world can miss you more than that.
Life only comes around once make sure you spend it with the right person....
Find a Guy .. who calls you beautiful instead of hot.
Who calls you back... when you hang up on him.
Who will stay awake... just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who ... kisses your forehead.
Who wants to show you off to the world... when you are in your sweats.
Who holds your hand...in front of his friends.
Who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you.
Who turns to his friends and says, ' That's her!! '
This is just what I have observed about people, and i think it is pretty accurate.

So what I decided to do was relate my observations of what's REALLY going on:

When a Girl is quiet ... a man has done his job.
When a Girl looks at a man with eyes full of questions ... she doesn't want answers.
When a Girl answers ' I'm fine ' after a few seconds ... a wuss asked a dumb question!
When a Girl stares at you ... She wants you to talk to meet her. (duh!)
When a Girl lays her head on a wuss's chest ... she is wishing for you to be her bitch/toy forever.
When a Girl wants to see a wuss everyday... she wants to be pampered with money.
When a Girl says ' I love you ' to a man... he says 'I know"
When a Girl says ' I miss you ' to a man... he's bored with her already.
Life probably only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right PEOPLE.
Find a Man, or don't. Who needs someone that needs someone?
Who hangs up before you do.
Who doesn't do creepy shit like watch you sleep.
Don't wait, act!
A man that'll whip you into shape, or drop you for being too lazy and worthless.
One you can tease with, even in front of your friends.
Who doesn't need to tell you the obvious.
Who rolls his eyes to his friends when you're out of line, saying "Grow up"

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